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• George Michael ‘surprisingly good at parallel parking’
• Yahoo! annoyed by lack of interest in its tax affairs
• Britain to be physically removed from Europe
• New Xbox will revolutionise sitting on your fat arse
• Your astrological week ahead, with Psychic Bob
• Motorists and cyclists unite against pedestrians
• Gay marriage will affect things that don’t matter, reveals Tebbit

• The Sun to charge all idiots not just newspaper buyers
• Credit Rating companies completely oblivious to their irrelevance continue to issue press releases
• Inner Party to ensure all comment is plusgood plustrue via Royal Charter
• Bank Of England To Treat Banks As Banks Treat Customers
• Image obsessed old cow takes too much HRT
• Caesar's speech on future of Europe offers hope of greater role for himself
• Surprise That Professional Soldier Killed Enemy With Multi-Million Pound Death Machine

• Brian Urlacher Retires With Plenty Of Injuries Left In The Tank
• Infographic: Features Of The Xbox One
• Slideshow: REWIND! 10 Sharp Knives That Scarred You For Life
• Obama Fed Grapes While Urging Press Conference To Enjoy Orgy
• Woman Who Cracked 3 Separate iPhone Screens Expecting Baby Boy This August
• Calvin Johnson Says He Played 2012 Season With Broken Heart
• Opinion: Life's Too Short To Get Hung Up On The Mysterious Circumstances Surrounding Your Wife's Death (by Neil Campbell)

• Rudd’s vision: dickheads at the embassy giving him simple sentences
• Gamers could avoid war crimes prosecution due to ill health, low shields
• 100 bureaucrats ‘invaded’ Gallipoli commemoration: God help me, I was only APS Level 6
• Rudd ready to ‘forgive and forget’ what a crap prime minister he was
• ‘Shoplifting’ senator damages Australia’s relations with Foodland
• Remains of Channel Nine careers found in bushland
• Victims slam McDonald’s drive-thru ramraider: ‘I hope he fries for this’

• Sky News blames Hillsborough on miners strike
• Shock as UKIP member’s Facebook page fails to mention any Jewish conspiracies
• Scrotums ‘furious’ over Nigel Farage comparisons
• Men everywhere urge David Beckham to ‘let himself go a bit’
• ‘No huge demand’ for Philip Hammond, insists gay community
• A&E departments urged to hide where stupid people can’t find them
• Dan Brown novel to include teenage wizard who likes bondage

• Opinion: The Army Gave Me Drugs And It Was The Best Day Of My Life
• Navy Officer In Hot Water For Sorority-Like Email Tirade He Sent To Shipmembers
• Rage Against The Machine's USO Concert Convinces Entire Audience To Defect
• Sailors Tweeting Navy's $130 Million Version Of Twitter 'Sux Ballz'
• Staff Sergeant Scared Shitless of 'Mission Command'
• Advice Column: Ask a Deserter

• Wednesday's Links: Conan Celebrates Soda's 11th-Hour Reprieve
• Tweet Untweet: Massachusetts Republicants
• John Kerry Is Boring in Every Language
• Tuesday's Links: Sound the Bugle for Chavez
• Tweet Untweet: Putting Out Conservative Fires
• March Madness: The Papal Names Tournament
• Tweet Untweet: Paul Ryan's Gun Budget

• Google Algorithm becomes sentient - fires Make Money Online ebooks at China
• Report: Majority of gym workout spent untangling headphone wires
• Your stars: Leo
• Your stars: Cancer
• Health researchers successfully extract pleasure from eating
• Your stars: Gemini
• Your stars: Taurus

• Sheriff Joe Arpaio Denied Racial Profiling
• John Roberts: I'm Sorry I Said That
• SCOTUS Immigration Law Decision Inadvertently Gives Entire State Of Arizona To Cesar Millan
• OMG, It's An Election Year!
• Obama Admits; Private Sector Sucks
• Michigan Man Unimpressed By Venus Transit of the Sun
• Trump Pad Tablet set to take on Apple iPad

• Anyone Can Be Old Holborn
• The Unaccountable - Bexley Style
• A message to Osborne
• "Give me control of a nation's money and I care not who makes the laws."
• So mote it be..Boyo
• Burn it down, salt the earth and start again.
• Remember, remember

• Video Of The Day Have Your Say: Queen - Bohemian Rhapsody
• Video Of The Day Have Your Say: Nasty Girls
• Video Of The Day Have Your Say: Teaching Fail
• Video Of The Day Have Your Say: Rev Knows His Song
• Video Of The Day Have Your Say: Deer Fare
• Video Of The Day Have Your Say: Bogan Aussie Shakespeare
• Video Of The Day Have Your Say: Everything Wrong With Jurassic Park In 3 Minutes

• Hugh Hefner’s 26 Year-Old Wife: ‘I Love it When Hef Gums Me!’
• Elizabeth Taylor Challenged Charlie Sheen to Try and Out-Party Her
• Sting Admits to Decades Long Affair with Himself
• President Obama and North Korean Dictator Kim Jong-Un in Twitter Feud
• Reverend Al Sharpton Grills Attorney General Eric Holder
• Gary Busey Wants to Discipline Your Children
• San Francisco Allows Happy Meals After McDonald’s OK’s Back Room Fisting

• UKIP’s plan for economic recovery – more unemployment, please
• Rottweiller Tebbit warns of lesbian queen and test-tube heir
• One down… UKIP councillor quits because he’s actually proper racist
• Councillor Colin Brewer’s back, and this time, he’s going to cull disabled babies
• Bayer get stung by bees, we hope it hurts
• Richard Benyon wants you to wrap your cheese, for Britain, for your children
• “Tell us more about Princess Margaret’s eating habits” – said nobody

• Nev Filter Killed By Avalanche Of 'Amusing' Cat Photos
• Mattress Fraud Worse Than Thought; Biscuit Tin And Old Shoe Also Under Investigation
• Philip Kept Strictly In Background For Historic Handshake
• Paxman Still Hurling Minister's Guts From Television Centre Roof
• Labour Hails Slight Postponement Of Fuel Duty Hike As Glorious Victory For Communism
• Tower Nobody Knows The Name Of To Be Given Name Everybody Will Forget
• Softhead Downgrade Blamed For Cameron's NotBest Wank Chaos

• "PUPPETS TO THE PEOPLE: JUJU"
• "PUPPETS TO THE PEOPLE: JACOB"
• "PUPPETS TO THE PEOPLE: HELEN"
• "PUPPETS TO THE PEOPLE: TIM"
• "PUPPETS TO THE PEOPLE: PDV"
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• Abattoir! and Abattoir 2: Meat is Murder! More Trash Classics Reviewd
• Save Our Spanking!
• Not Unusual?
• Editorial: Unhealthy Competition
• Bring Me the Head of Maggie Thatcher!
• Who Killed Maggie Thatcher?
• Nude Man Rises

• On Jason Collins, Gay Bashers Trot Out Despicable Bestiality Argument
• GOP Modifies Opposition to Gay Marriage, Makes Exception for 7 Foot Black Men
• Barbara Bush Disses The ‘Four Families,’ in Favor of The ‘Five Families’
• Forget Chechens, Rand Paul Seeks to Deport ‘Czech Brothers’
• Media Hails Sender of ‘Ricin Letters’ For ‘Bipartisanship’
• Forget Howard University, Rand Paul Really Goes ‘Old School’ at Hispanic College
• Who Says Rutgers’ Mike Rice Won’t Get Another Coaching Gig?

• Charlie Brooker's How to Report the News - Newswipe - BBC Four
• The Zeitgeist Movement | The Venus Project | Ron Paul RAP NEWS Satire! Hilarious!
• News Satire
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• Funny News Parody & Satire - TASP Action News (January 2013)
• News Satire
• Fox News Crops Out Comedy From Catholicism Satire?

• Happy Independence Day
• How the Right should Correct Mangalore's "Moral" Police: AKA "Hindu Jagran Vedike"
• That Rare Time A CM of Karnataka Makes A Tax Payer Proud
• Headlines on Bharath Bandh day
• Indian PM Secretly Confident of his Innocence
• Mindry.in turns 4 today
• Exclusive! Why Congress lost UP polls?

• President Karzai Goes To New Delhi To Prove That He Has Other Friends Besides Pakistan
• Sky News: Reflecting the 'Litigation Nation'?
• ABBA Move Into Second Place
• Music Review: Gabrielle Aplin - English Rain
• China Is Moving Into Iraq In A Big Way. And It's All About Oil, Naturally
• Bank Accounts Are No Longer Secure In The West. Time To Move To The East
• Queen Speaks Exclusively To STI. Again. Sort Of

• Tottenham and Chelsea fans prepare for big FA Cup weekend in glamorous London
• Roberto Mancini regrets telling Mario Balotelli and all of his staff that they will never represent Manchester City again
• Man with Euro 2012 tickets panics after realising how big Poland and Ukraine are
• Alex-Oxlade Chamberlain warned of dangers of having a very long name by Jan Vennegoor of Hesselink
• Royal Family worry King Kenny Dalglish is destroying popularity of the monarchy
• Fears for north London infrastructure as Tottenham implosion creates black hole
• FA say Everton's banter culture is threat to seriousness of business end of the season

• NRA Slams Birth Control: “We Must Fight Semen With Semen”
• Powerball Winner Reveals Self in Fury of Audacious Humility
• How the Scan-Tron Actually Got Its Name (comic)
• Republicans Force Illegal Immigrants out of the Country–305 Million to Leave Immediately
• Semi-humorous True Life Bear Encounters
• Age Old Joke Takes Dark Turn; Escalates Quickly (COMIC)
• Flood Warnings Issued After God Knocks Back 8 Cans of Miller Lite

• Top ten topical jokes and puns in April
• Eurovision song contest 2013 jokes
• David Beckham jokes, Kenwyne Jones pig jokes and more
• Jose Mourinho fails to Tipex out Chelsea contract signature
• UK Afghanistan campaign to focus on big wind ups
• Man City materialism sends Buddha on a bender
• FA Cup jokes, Michael Gove jokes and pun fun

• PRO PONCE MANAGER 2013
• DANNY DYER'S DEADLIEST BABIES
• CNT BY GEORGE OSBORNE
• NERF KOREA
• NOW THAT'S WHAT I CALL BULLSHIT!
• JAMIE'S TRILLIONTH OF A SECOND MEALS
• DOG AU VIN

• Westboro Church Bewildered By Powell Protest Backlash
• Lost Oregon Mushroom Hunters Found Huddled in Tree, Trippin' Balls
• HEALTH WARNING: Puppy Bowl viewing parties create toxic estrogen levels
• SALMONCAST: Episode 25
• Susan G. Komen Takes Lumps Over Planned Parenthood De-Fund
• SALMONCAST: Episode 24
• Mercer Mess Construction turns to violent "Carmageddon"

• The budget Julia assures us will guarantee every child a world class education….
• Never using the word terrorist
• EU in 2050
• Surplus to Requirements
• On the Defensive
• Going Contimental
• Match Winner

• Sreesanth accused of stealing towel from hotel
• Tusshar Kapoor accused of spot-fixing, took money to “underact”
• Bowlers to be replaced with bowling machines to stop fixing
• BJP to hold Chintan Shivir to find new ways of losing another election
• UPA launches ad campaign to increase awareness about the identity of Indian PM
• Hina Rabbani Khar to participate in Bigg Boss 7 after PPP debacle
• When Rahul Gandhi was given a 1000-rupee note by a Chaiwallah

• NRA's LaPierre: 'Anti-Sodomy Law Must Exclude Guns'
• The Mitch McConnell Firearms Loophole
• NRA: If Bombing Victims Had Their Own Bombs, They Could Have Fought Back
• U.S. Surrenders to North Korea
• GOP: New Fonts Will Attract Voters
• North Dakota Bill Allows Fetuses to Own Guns
• Boy Scouts to Remove 'Friendly, Courteous, Kind' from Scout Law

• Manchester City Fire New Manager
• 659M Suffer United Epidemic
• Police To Investigate ‘You Ate All The Pies’ Allegation
• Meet Cockney Fred The Red
• Tony Pulis Calls Managers’ Clothes ‘Embarrassing’
• Charlie Adam’s Missed Pen Finally Re-Enters Earth’s Stratosphere
• Lorro’s Premier League Predictions

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